Timeout NY mailbag

Last week I did a advice column over at Timeout NY's website. It finally ran today, which is great, although my setups were edited down/cut out entirely. I think it comes off as rather rude now, instead of the humorous format which I submitted it in (well, I vouch humor was at least attempted). It definitely lost it's funny tone as I read it now. Oh well, I have no control over the editing. Sorry to Sarah, Julie, and Alexander, I'm really not an ass!